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New Music Beyond Britney

Yes, Britney has a new music video – she’s back, she looks good, and the song is pretty catchy.

But she’s not the only female artist who’s released a new music video lately.

Beyonce and Ciara are in on the action too, so I thought it might be nice to take an overly simplified view of their lives, leaving out most of the scandal and juicy bits.

 BritneyBeyoncéCiaraWinner
Full NameBritney Jean SpearsBeyoncé Giselle KnowlesCiara Princess HarrisToss up between Beyoncé and Ciara, but Ciara wins
NicknameBritneyBeyoncéFirst Lady of CrunkCiara
BirthdayDecember 2, 1981September 4, 1981October 25, 1985Have to go with the fellow Sag – Britney
HometownKentwood, LouisianaHouston, TexasAustin, TexasCiara, because I’ve always wanted to go there
Former GroupMickey Mouse ClubDestiny’s ChildNoneMickey Mouse Club also gave us JT and Xtina…but Destiny’s Child gave us Bootylicious. Points to Beyoncé
Movie Career HighlightsCrossroadsDreamgirlsAll You’ve GotNot even a contest – Beyoncé
Newest VideosWomanizerIf I Were a Boy AND Single Ladies (Put a Ring On)Go Girl (featuring T-Pain) Beyoncé – twice as nice

As a woman, I feel it’s important to highlight that all four songs feature important messages for women. Since that might not be as important for the men out there, I feel it’s important to point out that all four videos feature hot sexy women dancing hotly and sexily.

Posted by Kerry Vance on Oct 21, 08 |