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Joost Celebrates the Holidays
The last of our office holiday celebrations was last night. It was the only one that I attended. And that’s why, today, we have the top six channels to watch on Joost when you’re hungover. I’m also including the top six channels NOT to watch on Joost when you’re hungover. These are based, of course, on my hours of careful research today.
Top 6 Channels to Watch on Joost When You’re Hungover
The cure for a lack of an attention span is to watch shorts.
2. WOW TV
A bit of schadenfreude. Feel better about your own life by watching people who have a lot more money make jack*#%es of themselves. If you're in the U.S., Canada or Mexico, check out ITN Planet Goss!
3. Troma
It doesn’t make any sense when you’re sober, so you might was well watch it when it you’re not going to try to understand it.
Fact one: you probably missed all the news that happened while you were out partying. Fact two: the real news would probably be depressing. Plus, laughter is the best medicine.
Next time you’re out with your colleagues at the after party’s after party, remind yourself that as much as you’d like to call it “kerry-oke,” it’s karaoke, which means "empty orchestra" in Japanese, and it’s probably better if it stays that way.
6. Hollyoaks
You might as well indulge yourself with a guilty, mindless pleasure.
Top 6 Channels NOT to Watch on Joost When You’re Hungover
There’s something wrong about headbanging when there are a hundred hammers banging inside your skull.
2. MOJO
The last thing you want to be reminded of is what put you in your current situation of pain and suffering.
3. Exercise TV
You already feel guilty enough.
4. Zone Horror
Blood and guts are not a recipe that is going to make you feel any better.
5. Travelistic
Not for the channel itself, but for the show Dumpster Diving with Freegans. If you didn’t feel sick already, you will after watching this.
6. Boats on TV
At first, I thought there was something oddly soothing about watching sailing … but then I started to get seasick.
Posted by Kerry Vance on Dec 19, 07 | Permalink
